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Picking the Perfect “Breach and Clear” Playlist

My friends and I have been playing a fair amount of “Ready or Not” recently – for the unfamiliar, the game is a first-person shooter where you control a SWAT team member participating in various missions, from stopping a robbery at a gas station to rescuing hostages in a hotel (and some much, much worse things).

Anyway, that’s not the point. We were having a tough go of it raiding a multi-story apartment building (where some of the doors were rigged with tripwire-activated explosives) – up until I was struck by the idea of blasting the most contextually-inappropriate songs imaginable over Discord (timing it so the song proper starts playing a few seconds before boot meets door).

It worked, in the sense that we neutralized the criminals, but there were…not a lot of arrests made – we rolled in HOT. Blame Cypress Hill.

Anyway, here are some songs that hyped us up like we’d just shotgunned energy drinks in the SWAT van:

“Rock Superstar,” Cypress Hill