Category: Other Good Sh*t
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Short Story – “Icarus-Nine” [Conclusion]
Parts 1, 2, and 3 of this story can be found at: Salvar Station’s upper security bay was split into two sections: from the entrance a long central gantry led to the skiff docks, arrayed around the gantry on spinning mountings. Every hundred paces, long supporting walkways spidered out to the station’s inner walls in…
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Short Story – “Icarus-Nine” [Part 3]
[Part One available at: https://scrubreport.com/2026/07/12/short-story-icarus-nine-part-1/] [Part Two available at: https://scrubreport.com/2026/07/30/short-story-icarus-nine-part-two/] “Spectra Vestal,” Granté echoed. “Holy shit.” Hiss made a savage grinding noise that probably stood in for an expletive. Lady Spectra snickered. “Pleased to meet you, too.” Granté’s head swam. “What are we doing, Cap?” Paola blinked. “Uh.” Whatever it is, make it soon, Hiss…
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Short Story – “Icarus-Nine” [Part 2]
[Part One available at: https://scrubreport.com/2026/07/12/short-story-icarus-nine-part-1/] Stationmaster Polk steepled his chrome-plated fingers. “The way you say that would make me suspicious, if I didn’t know how much of a nervous wreck your ship is.” “Oh, right,” Paola smiled disarmingly. “You’ve met before.” “Really, though…what’s with the light haul?” Polk’s eyes were dark wet slits in split…
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Short Story – “Icarus-Nine” [Part 1]
The Pequod limped through the void, thrusters firing intermittently like a baby hiccupping blue flame into the dark. The crew, clustered on the bridge, winced in unison with every burp of fuel and tried to distract themselves with the news. The ICOMM newsfeed was cluttered with talk about a girl from House Vestal gone walkabout…
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Short Story: “One Last Catch”
Crab season had been over for eight solar days, but the Pequod cracked the asteroid anyway. The thing was sitting right there, all fat and juicy and full of karkinoi, and a catch was a catch. The Pequod’s take had been lousy the back half of the season, and the only cargo kicking around the…
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Review: Coronavirus (2024)
Man, that fucking sucked. I’d managed to dodge any tussles with COVID-19 since it premiered – at least, to my knowledge – until a recent excursion to a certain beer hall (that shall not be named) proved disastrous for my winning streak. Gentle reader, I got wrecked. Not to the extent that I wound up…
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Free Range Nightmare Fuel (and other assorted “art”)
In no particular order, here are some drawings I knocked out recently that you might find horrifying(ly interesting). If you’ve been sleeping too soundly, these should be just the cure for what ails you. There’s an obvious Lovecraftian influence to many of the following…because that shit is scary as hell. Just wanted to point it…
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Grimace Does Japan
So I did some mashups of Grimace x Japanese pop culture… (I’ve been tweeting these at McDonalds’ Japanese branch but they haven’t replied yet.) “Mobile Suit Grimace” “Grimace vs. MechaGrimace” “Neon Grimace Evangelion” “Berserk: The Golden Arches Arc” “Pokemon: Grimace” Hit me with suggestions if you’ve got ’em.
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Aggressive Drift: A Journey Into Phonk
“The phonk is the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. The phonk was here before you, and it shall be here when you are gone. When all of us are but dust and ash, blown on a dead wind beneath a dead sky, only the phonk shall remain.” -Mahatma Gandhi, probably[1] …