Tag: Phonk
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Aggressive Drift: A Journey Into Phonk

“The phonk is the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. The phonk was here before you, and it shall be here when you are gone. When all of us are but dust and ash, blown on a dead wind beneath a dead sky, only the phonk shall remain.” -Mahatma Gandhi, probably[1] …
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Why I’m Not Reviewing Ahsoka, and Some Other Updates

Don’t worry: despite what you may have heard, I did not perish in an entirely-preventable zeppelin fire. I did, of course, end up trapped in the Australian Outback for several weeks with two broken legs and a herd of predatory kangaroos hunting me, but that’s a tale for another time. Anyway, you read the title,…